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2008-09-15Aylin
  aylin7694_AT_gmail.com

you're in need of a redesign.

ahahahhahaha.

kidding, its lovely!

xxxxxXXXXXXxxxx

(you know what the big X's mean ;)
2008-01-09Byrney

Happy Birthday!!
2007-02-09mini purves

went on amazon this is what they said

tems not yet dispatched:
Delivery estimate: 13 Feb 2007 - 21 Feb 2007

* 1 of: "Commando": True Brit: The Toughest 12 "Commando" Books Ever!

patience

:)
2007-01-18Mr Peanut

Why do you hate me?
is it my Tall Top Hat?
2007-01-09Nick

Happy birthday you big mook!
2006-11-08ellen
  http://www.myspace.com/fruitsaladellen

http://www.myspace.com/fruitsaladellen

you know what to do
2006-08-28Vantoos
  vantoos_AT_yahoo.com

Hi, James!
How are you?
2006-06-29Sid
  sid_AT_nerte.net
  http://nerte.net

Hi James! How are you? I was in Europe earlier this year but I couldn't make a trip to London.

Sid
2006-03-15maggie
  maggiesdeaddotcom_AT_yahoo.co.uk
  http://www.maggiethatcher.com

Play our new game, 'Whack-a-miner' at www.milksnatcher.com
2006-01-24ellen

hey sorry i've been out of contact.. my fne died a death in the pub and so with it all my numbers have been wiped. give me a call at the flat in the next couple of days if you can... thanks love u x
2006-01-10Mark Finlay
  mark.finlay_AT_gmail.com
  www.wheresmespuds.com

Happy Birthday James. Hope you had a good one.
2005-10-21rachel
  rachelpurves_AT_yahoo.com

yea the Wallace and Gromit movie was really good. yay for british movies!!
2005-09-09Nev
  a_AT_b.c

Damn you! I am listening to the cricket on a crackly radio!
2005-07-27Dad

You have also been to Portugal. How could you forget those fantastic Karaoke evenings?
2005-06-30Mark Finlay
  mark.finlay_AT_gmail.com
  www.wheresmespuds.com

Good man Jimmy P - getting yourself on the property ladder. Save the house warming for a few weeks. I'm back in Ireland on July 12th but I'll be over to visit you soon and to ruin your new house.
2005-06-28rachel
  rachelpurves_AT_yahoo.com

enjoy your new place!!
2005-05-20Byrney

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:




Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!


2005-05-12tory boy

Take down that disgraceful picture of the iron lady. You would still be paying 75% tax and the rest to Scargil if it wasnt for her!
2005-04-21sister

are yoou dead? you haven't put ne thing up on this site for ages... well hope your not, sure i'll speak to you soon. did m + d send you socks as well!!!!haha
2005-04-08 John ABA man
  imoabamugu_AT_yahoo.com
  http://www.aaa.com

keep up the work guy
2005-04-01rachel purves
  rachelpurves_AT_yahoo.com

lol, collective sigh of relief indeed. but my mom did think it was interesting that we both have relitives named john. plus i have no idea about john h purves life before he came to the us besides where he was born.
rach
2005-03-31James
  james_at_dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Mumu - Thanks!

Rachel - Hey, you never know, there ain't many Purves' around (collective sigh of relief) but glad to know there are a few more out there!
2005-03-26rachel purves
  rachelpurves_AT_yahoo.com

hey purves!
whats up? do you think we have any possible relation?
2005-03-23Nick

If you catch any mice you should hold them for ransom on the net. If you don't raise £1m then you'll eat them!
2005-03-23Byrney
  http://www.engrish.com

Ohayo gozaimasu! Stuart-o san saysu hello fromu Roppongi-Hillsu in-u Tokyo.

I may have to put on some weight out here... the food is awesome. I don't think its possible to buy crap food, unless you go to McDonalds...

Last night I dined at Gonpachi, apparantly a favourite of Bush Snr. Mmmm, and I'm looking forward to more tonkatsu for lunch (deep fried stuff).

Oh did I mention the Sake? No? Its GREAT!
2005-03-12James
  james_AT_dancingwithloons.com
  http://www,dancingwithloons.com

Exactly Dad!!
2005-03-12Dad

Think the lady in the tube would have been more correct to suggest she had longer arms?
2005-03-09rachel purves
  rachelpurves_AT_yahoo.com

dear god! i found another purves! like the site.
rachel
2005-03-08James
  james_at_dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Byrney! We'll have none of your dodgy photos here, I don't want to be hauled up in some Wacko Jacko-esque show trial!
2005-03-07Byrney

2005-02-23Alan

so does that make it 4 weeks byrney?

Unlucky Purves, can't say I'm feeling much sympathy stuck here in slough!
2005-02-21Byrney

You aren't welcome back until you are fit. Also, add two weeks isolation in case of "incubation" periods...
2005-02-21Byrney

You aren't welcome back until you are fit. Also, add two weeks isolation in case of "incubation" periods...
2005-02-16Rob Foley
  robertfoley_AT_gmail.com

Yo James,
Hope you enjoy your holiday ya wee git. Like the site - way nicer than Finlay's green :). Things are all good down here in Middle Earth. Sorry for your rugby loss ... NOT. Ireland for the 6 nations!
2005-01-24el

use (http://www.worldlingo.com/wl/translate) to translate that page... pretty sketchy but it get the jist, els x
2005-01-23Byrney

Mark... you'll have to blame William Blake for that one...
http://www.bartleby.com/101/489.html
2005-01-21Mark Finlay

Purves your rhyming skills leave a lot to be desired. Do eye and symmetry rhyme?
2005-01-17Kate

Happy Birthday :-) Will be down in the big smoke at the end of Feb - must catch up.
2005-01-14Beath

Happy Birthday lovely Purves!

Only four days late! What can you do? I guess now we can say that your pushing 30, looking 10!

Bye
2005-01-10Jen
  jenhigginson_AT_yahoo.co.uk
  http://NO!

Happy birthday Purves! was just checking up on the latest news on your folks. Really glad to hear they are ok! Take care of yourself.
2005-01-07Rory
  _AT_deadcrow.net
  http://deadcrow.net

Glad to hear your mom'n'pop are OK.
Happy New Year :)
2005-01-05Alan

Happy New Year Purves,

glad to hear the family is ok.

Can't believe Duff was in the Works, you'd think with his money he would go to classier establishments!
2004-12-29Beath

Forgot to say....Glad your folks are safe and well. Bob and Moira send their regards.

Bye for now!
2004-12-29Beath
  beathage_AT_hotmail.com

Merry Christmas and a happy mook year to Purves and everyone who visits the site! The photos bring back good memories. Purves, you didn't tell me about your new job. Of course I didn't tell you about mine. Love and kisses to everyone I miss!! Somebody email me, I get a bit bored a work!
2004-12-24Nic Hart

Hey James, Glad to hear the new job is going well. I hope that you have a great Christmas and New Year. Thanks for the '2 foot taller' comment! :-)
2004-12-22Sid
  sid_AT_nerte.net
  http://www.nerte.net

James! How have you been? Your site popped up when I was searching for something. It appears you have moved on from *cough*DB*cough*. Also, apparently you were in Singapore and didn't even bother to call!

Sid, in Singapore

PS: There'a message in 2003 by a Sid 'warren' Buffet. That is not me. Unless I was awfully drunk and don't remember posting it.=)
2004-12-15Nikki

surprised you made it back to the uk you fairy hoping mushroom jumping little cheese dwarf, that is for putting me in a photo, glad you got back safe without too many drunk driving fines, love nikki
2004-12-13Mark Finlay
  http://www.wheresmespuds.com

Good to hear you made it back safely and enjoyed your time here. You'll have to put the rest of the photos up soon
2004-12-06Jim(bo)
  http://members.lycos.co.uk/crocodilejim

Hello,

I LIKE YOUR SITE JAMES.

I read your Oz/NZ stuff and was actually sick, physically sick, with envyness. I hope you're proud, young man.

sob.
2004-11-25mum

Enjoying even
2004-11-25mum
  reverend_AT_sltnet.lk

enjoiying the diary entries for Aus and NZ. Have fun. Did you get our emails? Hope so.
2004-11-17Byrney

Screw You!
2004-09-29Jen
  www.5pm.co.uk

I ask you to mention 5pm.co.uk and you plug lastminute.com! I feel like you have literally stabbed me in the back. You can make up for it by making a 5pm booking.
2004-09-10James
  james at dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Thanks Me, but you need to be more specific - which ones in particular don't work? It could just be that the person who left a comment typed rubbish into the webpage box... But I wouldn't wanna judge what was rubbish or what wasn't!
2004-09-10Me

some of your links to homepages dont work
2004-09-10Jen
  http://www.5pm.co.uk

I think you should feature my website 5pm.co.uk on your website. And if you're organising any Christmas nights out you should do it through the website. If your Christmas coordinator emails us we'll be able to arrange it all for you. Now wouldn't that be nice?

And you should recommend it to all your friends and when they register they should say that it was me who got them to. I want my boss to love me.
2004-09-04Byrney

sigh

What hero?
2004-08-04Kevin
  Kevingil142_AT_aol.com

Oh, I see it now. E-mail me anyway.
2004-08-04Kev
  Kevingil142_AT_aol.com

Hey Purves, hows it going - couldn't see yr e-mail address on the site, so e-mail me. Hope you are keeping well. Kevin
2004-07-23James
  James AT dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Thanks Chris, not sure how you can benefit my cause... unless you know of a Nevadian (?) southern belle in London that you could introduce me to? Nah thought not!
2004-07-18Chris Drill Bits
  Raymel_AT_prodigy.net

--> What can I do to Benefit your cause in southern Nevada?
2004-07-07Purves
  james at dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Don't worry Beath, I still love you all. Coming up to Glasgow soon (this weekend)!
2004-07-04Beath
  beathage_AT_hotmail.com
  http://IagreewithNick.mook!

Where are you Purves? Why don't you love me anymore? I MISS NICK
2004-06-16nick
  N.D.Gowans_AT_sms.ed.ac.uk
  http://onlygimpshavewebpages

Hey Purves,
Noticed it's been a while since someone called you a Mook or an arse or similar and though I'd rectify the situation, consider it done.
2004-06-01Not Byrney

Since Byrney posts too much I'll post instead... ps, I've been laughing at this site all day!
2004-06-01Byrney

They have done more since the last time you checked (the archive is good too)
2004-05-24J Sklo
  emalius_AT_hotmail.com

You say that you have a spare invite for gMail left. Is that still on the table? Email me back PLEASE!!!
2004-05-17Byrney

Yawn...
2004-03-19Byrney

Schwarzennigglyiglewiggle
2004-03-02Byrney

Have a break?Play snowball...
2004-02-27Byrney

Try the Richometer.
2004-02-18Andy Mac

Long time no see. Good to hear what you've been up to.
2004-02-06Byrney

Hmmm... not quite as Ghandi as you.

Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.08
2004-02-04Byrney

Dude! Ixnay on the 24yay!
2004-01-26Byrney

The duck joke is very droll.
2004-01-19James
  james_AT_dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Don't mention that £&(%ing idiot at Royal Jordanian, how he makes my blood boil, the lying, theiving fool!
2004-01-19Rory
  rory_AT_NOSPAMdeadcrow.net
  http://deadcrow.net

I have never seen so many photos of elephants in my life.
2004-01-18The Parents
  reverend_AT_sltnet.lk

First visit to your website. We have enjoyed looking at the photos. We look forward to seeing some more. Lots of happy memories. Do have one of the guy at Royal Jordanian?
2004-01-17Mumu Mugu
  mm_AT_mumu.net

o boy i done reach here?
2004-01-07Kate Gilmore
  kate.gilmore_AT_logicacmg.com

Happy new year to everyone I know. I will be down in London on the 28th of Feb so keep that night free for drinking ;)
2003-12-20alf
  alfwilson_AT_hotmail.com

Just checked the website for the first time. Good cheesy pics, although there are far too many of me mooking it up at the beginning.
2003-12-19Lori-Mark
  lmq_AT_ntlworld.com

You were in Glasgow and failed to inform me, you mook! Well guess what, Santa Clause aint real, its all your Parents! take that you little piggy!
2003-12-03Protes

I like the random photo gallery addition.
2003-11-24Andy J

Hey Purves, I have just rediscovered the magic of your website and have a couple of comments. 1. Where is my appearance fee? and 2. Shetland aint a country buddy - its another planet! You going to come up for the Glaister's engagement party? Cheers
dude. Woof
2003-11-23Protes

It's funny as well because we were just telling Ian about your site on Wednesday and we warned him what he would think about it. Obviously we were right.
2003-11-23Other Jen (Protes)

You know I like your site but you do write some random shite in your weblog. What up with that?
2003-11-20Ian

Only just found out about your website Purves. I'm with Lori on this one: HA HA HA HA HA ... you little arse!

P.S. I like the Cheesy pictures.
2003-11-17Lori-Mark

No problem little man! Just thought I'd let you know I still love you! Not in an Un-godly way, just as a friend.....of course!
2003-11-16Kathryn
  http://www.irn-bru.com

Wow ages since I looked at your site but love all the photos! Be in touch soon!

K
Xxxx
2003-11-16James
  james_AT_dancingwithloons.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Thanks Lori!!
2003-11-13Lori-Mark
  lmq_AT_ntlworld.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you little arse!
2003-11-10Tom Gordon
  tomgordon_AT_jjbsports.co.uk
  http://www.jjbsports.co.uk

Purves you gimp if you spent half as much time looking after your fantasy sports team as you did churning out this stuff then perhaps the league would be in better shape
2003-11-02Alasdair
  http://www.onepointzero.net

Hi Purves. Good point about my email address - but I can't find your either! Mine is pretty simple - "ad" then my web address
2003-10-04Oz
  a.osborne[NoSpErMtHanks]_AT_physics.gla.ac.uk
  http://nuclear.gla.ac.uk/~andrew

Bad Boys 2? Aren't you going along to Jonners' 24th? I suppose it is a bit of a trip from London :-(
2003-10-01Kate
  kate.gilmore_AT_logicacmg.com

Gos Jamie looks drunk in the pics - what a fun day though. Can't wait to be back down in the big smoke. I'll hopefully see you soon.
2003-09-29Byrney

Zealots, can't live without 'em suffer from hot pokers in your eyes with 'em.
2003-09-29Byrney

ho ho. Zealots always make me laugh...
2003-09-29Purves
  purvesjk_AT_NOSPAM_hotmail.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com/

Hmm... Thanks KoldKadavr, I think.

I'm glad someone's interested in my eternal soul even if you have kinda freaked me out a bit. Still its the thought that counts.

James
2003-09-27KoldKadavr
  theautomann_AT_msn.com
  http://www.reddINK.com

What do people think of me? I could care less. They'll perish, too. Besides, MUCH MORE important realities await thee: Both God and I want you in the Great Beyond. How do you get there? Belief in the Trinity and frequent confession. We know you can make it if you follow our guidelines in this Very-Finite-Existence. Sign the Guest Book, too. God Bless You.
2003-09-11kevin

Hello Purves. Intersting site. Like the access i have to pictures, hate the access everyone else in the world has...
2003-08-19Byrney
  http://www.byrney99.com

The site is shaping up! Hopefully your wrestles with Lycos will prove fruitful, Grasshopper.
2003-08-13Nev

You still have the most ridiculously small thumbnails for your photo's! Sort it out!
2003-08-08James
  purvesjk_AT_NOSPAMhotmail.com
  http://www.dancingwithloons.com

Oops sorry about that, damn stats tracker javascript was bust. Fixed it now though!
2003-08-08Byrney

Fix the Java script errors!
2003-07-31Brynos

Gimp.
2003-07-28WeblogMonster

Me. Want. Weblog. AHAHRGRGHGAHAGAHGH.
2003-07-25Nev

Yeah your weblog is prob getting to big. Wish I got the chance to do crappy Food Corp stuff but no. Instead they make me work this weekend. Boo!
2003-07-24byrney

its not big Enough!
(the web diary that is... I point blank refuse to call it a Blog)
2003-07-03Byrney

Purves san warui desu!

[Note from Purves -> that means " Purves you are bad!" but not as bad as his Japenese pronouciation or grammer!]
2003-07-02Byrney

Nah, I was in the pub ;-)
2003-06-27Byrney

Lycos Sucks!
2003-06-05Jim
  http://members.lycos.co.uk/crocodilejim

Yo,

Lotsa pics. That's what we like to see. A real crowd-pleaser. But who's the mysterious girl-in-blue that there seems to be an awful lot of photos of... THE PUBLIC DEMANDS ANSWERS.

Oh - and this new Frames thing lycos is doing is a biut crap, no? It's messed up your page a bit (managed to get three strips of adverts at one point). D'oh.

Top effort, James.
2003-06-04Nev
  http://mysite.freeserve.com/kevinmcd

Looks like you had a good holiday (in particular the women!) but it is hard to tell with you having the smallest thumbs in the world ever! Go Claymores!
2003-05-15Mini Purves
  Kitty_purves_AT_hotmail.com
  webpage..hmmm.nope!

hello brotha, how u? sorry i aint been in touch in forever.hope ur ok, and things darn sarf r good. spk soon and we can catch up el xx
2003-04-30Raul O'Reilly

WE WANT PICS OF THE LK!!!!
2003-04-30Sid 'warren' Buffet

Oye Hielan Laddie!
2003-04-30Alasdair Dunn
  ad_AT_onepointzero.net
  http://www.onepointzero.net

Hi Purves! Looked at the logs for my web site and found your site...AAARGH classes start next week!!!
2003-04-30Jimi
  jimi_ratcliffe_AT_hotmail.com
  http://members.lycos.co.uk/inourlifetime

Good luck with your degree and job! I like you're site, keep havin' fun! Peace...
2003-04-30Jen

Not many people have signed your guestbook James. I like your site anyway, lots of pictures of our friends. x
2003-04-30Jim

yoyoyoyo,

How goes it? Love the website. Very nice. Doesn't seem to... work... quite... right... Nice, though.

Also: Hey Jen! How's it going? Long time no see.

umm... that's it. Take it easy,

Jim
2003-04-30Jim

Happy Birthday!!!!

Have a good one!

That is all.
2003-04-30Nev
  http://www.suckitandsee.com

You need to change that main page the photo's. For the love of god!
2003-04-30Alasdair
  ad_AT_onepointzero.net
  http://www.onepointzero.net

Wow Purves - new site manages to be more stylish, while still being cheesy. I like it!
2003-04-30Rory
  rory_AT_KILLTHESPAMdeadcrow.net
  http://www.deadcrow.net

Alright wee man. Hope your gungy ears aren't to unpleasant!
2003-04-30Jim BO!
  http://members.lycos.co.uk/crocodilejim

Hey Hey Hey!

How you going? Nice new site. I like it. A bit like Rory's, though, no?

Glad you liked the old lady story (true one that - as are they all). Laugh? I nearly went to Ethiopia. Second class, of course.

Get well soon and keep up the bad work.

Cheow,

Jim


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